Plot twist… I know, I know, you were all expecting Paris. Well, let me tell you I’m the real chismoso, and if you don’t believe me, look at the picture, hehe. In case you don’t know me, my name is France, Paris’s little brother. I’m a womanizer… I’m not surprised because I know I’m sexy. But for real, I don’t know what I have that all the ladies can’t resist; it might be my puppy eyes and cute nose.
Anyways, I’m here to tell you about my adventure in Puerto Rico. I’m spending a long vacation here with my grandparents and I’m loving it! It’s very hot here, but I go to the beach and wear sunglasses like a Don Juan. What can I say, Puerto Rico is muy sabroso and everyone loves me here! I go to the shops with Abuelo and everyone stares at me. I love the attention (Mom trained me well, hehe). I love mis abuelos because they buy me toys, take me out for road trips, and most importantly, they give me pollito. Is it too early to start asking for Mofongo and Bacalaitos? I even get to sleep on their bed, hehe… well, they kick me out and force me to sleep in my dog bed, but I’m way too clever, so I always end up finding my way. I’m so spoiled!
I have a cousin here; her name is Luna. She doesn’t really like to play with me, so I just go and poop at her house, oops. I love going to the beach and discovering all the beautiful places that Puerto Rico has to offer, but my favorite hobby is looking through the window like a real chismoso. I know everything that happens in Guanica. Also, don’t tell anyone, but I also stare at my neighbor. She is a beautiful coquette doodle, and I know she’s into me. Paris, don’t miss me too much, because I’ll be back soon!
Favorite Song: Suavemente
Favorite Food: Pollito
Music: Merengue
Pet Peeve: Being Left Alone
I’ll be back,
France