Oh la la la....
Salut! My name is Paris; the most beautiful red golden retriever you have ever seen. I'm latina, but my heart is french. Oui, oui... I love macarons, croissants and crepes. Not going to lie, I also love to eat pineapple, watermelon, papaya and blueberries. I'm boujee and sophisticated; I love to travel. I've been to Puerto Rico, Nashville, Boston and Pennsylvania. Waiting for the day that mom takes me to Paris. I'll be sipping an "Espawsso Muttini" in front of the Eiffel Tower. Of course, I'll also be shopping at Le Bon Marche & Grande Epicerie every night! When I'm not traveling my life is pretty simple... all I do is eat, poop, and play. I know right... A DREAM!
I have one brother named France, he's pretty cute but also very annoying. So glad he is spending some time in Puerto Rico with my grandparents. Just kidding, I miss him, but he steals all of my toys and food, and whenever he's around I'm not the only child, which means I don't get all the cuddles and kisses to myself. Oui Oui, I'm a huge cuddler, I know I'm so sweet. If I'm not touching my human am I even Paris? I have one bestie... her name is Ripley. I love her because everytime we play I win hehe. We like to go for walks together and when we do sleepovers we dance, we do karaoke and we watch chic flicks. Don't tell our parents, but we also go on TinDog. Yes, I'm single and ready to mingle. Don't get too excited I have supeeeer high standards, but in case you want to submit an application here's my type: smart, gentle, sweet, strong, tall, beautiful fur, nice white teeth with a pretty smile, strong paws and the list goes on and on. I also prefer dobermans, golden retrievers, doodles or irish setters. Oh bonus points if you have a nice wallet hehe. Don't judge me, I have expensive taste. I have soooo many adventures and stories to tell, but in the meantime here are some important facts about me:
Favorite Show: Emily In Paris
Favorite Food: Pineapple and Macarons
Favorite Place: Mom's bed
Dream Vacation: Paris
Favorite Hobby: Playing Fetch
Favorite Song: C'est si bon
Crush: buda.licious
My Tail Waggles When... they call me gorgeous/pretty
See you next Sunday,
Paris